Thursday, March 31, 2011

Exhausted.....

We run and run and run...
and we take care of colossal amounts of minutia and gobble-Dy-gook....
and we swing by some drive-thru,
in the sublime hope that they'll be serving low-carb, nutritious delicacies...
But alas...
all we end up with is some old, fried 'fish wich',
slathered with tartar sauce and ketchup....
and a highly processed 'SHAKE'....
(Did you know that they are NOT allowed, by law, to call them
"MILK SHAKES" ??!!)
(Because they have NO MILK in them !)
 lol
And lets face it...
That shit TASTES AWESOME !!
But we know FULL WELL that high levels of bloatation and hip expansion will occur
almost IMMEDIATELY !!
Plodding onward, troops....
to 'green'er pasteurs....
on this rainy and highly presumptuous day.....