Friday, June 3, 2011

Yup.......it's all happening verrrry fast !!!

When it rains, it certainly does pour !!
and lemme tell you, brothaaas...
 I just stepped in from a massive, rain storm...
and I'm freakin' SOAKED...
DRENCHED...
through and through...
So...
What should one do when an avalanche of issues comes hurling at them all at once ?
mmm...maybe 'issue' is not the right word...
an avalanche of  'circumstances' ?
Nope...
Lemme think...
an avalanche of "events'..
YES!
Startling, life-altering, EVENTS...
Well....
may not an AVALANCHE....
(cause avalanches don't involve RAIN)..
maybe a 'smattering'...
no....too weak...
uhhh....
maybe an 'onslaught'....ehh...
maybe a 'cacophony' ?
NO....NO...
too poetic and sweet...
Damn...
Remember that crazy Alfred Hitchcock movie,

"The Birds" ?
Remember how gazillions of birds came at people at once ??
That's the scene that I'm attempting to depict for you...
that kind of extremity...
Anyway....
 Suffice it to say that we are WAY caught in this
 'INCLEMENT HAPPENSTANCE'....
 without our RAIN BOOTS !!
without our umbrella ....
Are we...
Overwhelmed ?
uhhh...
Ya think ???
OK...
breathe....breathe....
sleep on it....
roll it around in that OVER-CROWDED brain of 'yours'...
Clarity will surely come with the dawning of a new day....
it really HAS to !
haha!!
We can hope !

Bad Charisma: A Fictional Memoir