Onions Can't Help Themselves !!

They will ALWAYS make you cry...
It's just their  nature...
They're not mean really...
they're just acerbic and trite and ""terse""...
YUP...
ONIONS ARE TERSE...(I've been searching for "TERSE" context!)
duhhhhh
You peel off layer after layer...
and yet...
you're still left with this gummy, filmy kind of 'inner sanctum'...
It's Sanctimonious...
Yeah...
That's the yucky part...
But they have their benefits...after all...
They make STEAK taste AWESOME...
they make the breath of ICKY guys you're on a date with...
SO BAD...
that you PASS OUT,,,,,and DON"T have to deal with them !!
LOLOL
They are perfect in MILKSHAKES...
especially the VITALUS ones...  :}}}
This is a SILLY and SUPERFLUOUS stab at 'ONION RHETORIC"...
WHATTTT ???!!