Salad Choppers and Municipal Courts....

What comes first ?
The HIGHLY EFFICIENT, UBER-FUNCTIONING "food processor ??
or......
The un-ignorable"""ISSUE""" with the MUNICIPAL COURT ?
or.....
The fun and GAINFUL INFOMERCIALS ???
How can we prioritize the efficacy factor embedded herein ?
TELL ME !!!
All you SUPER organized, 'BEYOND THE PALE' Yokels.....(Yonkels!)
 lol
TELL ME !!!
I'm listening......
But alas....
No sound is emanating from you whatsoever....
Only shaking heads and wagging fingers....
Echoing....Echoing.....
"I told ya so"....
"You should've listened"....
Yeah...Yeah.
Too little too late, MI COMPADRES....
The fat lady has been singing for a DECADE !!
So...
Wipe the SMUG right off of those pusses....
You're not really ALL THAT.....